Work emails. Emails from people I work with. I work with this person. Work emails.
-quote of the day
The smart thing to do if your boss falls asleep on the couch at work is to take a picture and turn it into a blanket to use in the Secret Santa gift exchange at the office. The smarter thing to do is to also make mugs and a tshirt with said picture and add them to the gift exchange for maximum hilarity and trolling.
Then to ensure the legend never dies, let the topic lie low until his birthday and present him with a cake when clients are around showing everyone who’s the real cake boss.