KENDRA VS. THE VOLCANO

Do not try this at home. I am not a professional.

That awkward moment when you accidentally sneeze on someone elses computer and you can’t find the chunk of something that undoubtedly flew out of your mouth

I like to refer to making art as flexing my creative boner

I now have to watch Mad Men. But not before rewatching all of Archer.

I now have to watch Mad Men. But not before rewatching all of Archer.

(Source: sterlingarcherdraperpryce)

(Source: sterlingarcherdraperpryce)

Being up too late watching videos of donairs is sadly not a valid excuse for skipping the gym in the morning

CAPTAIN DOG-CUTE PICARD

CAPTAIN DOG-CUTE PICARD

I just love it when my brother emails me quoting the Catholic Book of Worship

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Rib Stain Camo Infomercial

CAN YOU GET IT IN NACHO CHEESE BECAUSE I NEED BEDSHEETS IN THIS MATERIAL

The constant cool air and damp humidity in Toronto makes me feel like I’m in a perpetual state of sweating out a four day bender

FACT: One litre of duty free amaretto before bed is not enough to make you sleep through bed bug nightmares when forced to stay the Newark Econo-Lodge