KENDRA VS. THE VOLCANO

Do not try this at home. I am not a professional.
BIRTHDAY GREETINGS

BIRTHDAY GREETINGS

This is my family in 2005. I keep this uncomfortable picture on the bulletin board in my office not because it’s a nice picture but to remind me what a hilarious debacle having a family photo done was. My dad is cursing under his moustache because he hates smiling. My mom is cursing because no one is taking it seriously. My brother and I are in hysterics because the photographer is trying to use puppets to get dad to smile. My brother has dad’s glasses from 1987 in his pocket and puts them on without anyone noticing. Mom’s mad we can’t have a barefoot photo because my feet are covered in bloody cuts from new flip flops. Makes me laugh every time. Puppets though, puppets.

This is my family in 2005. I keep this uncomfortable picture on the bulletin board in my office not because it’s a nice picture but to remind me what a hilarious debacle having a family photo done was. My dad is cursing under his moustache because he hates smiling. My mom is cursing because no one is taking it seriously. My brother and I are in hysterics because the photographer is trying to use puppets to get dad to smile. My brother has dad’s glasses from 1987 in his pocket and puts them on without anyone noticing. Mom’s mad we can’t have a barefoot photo because my feet are covered in bloody cuts from new flip flops. Makes me laugh every time. Puppets though, puppets.

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stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

Oh my god EVERY ONE OF THESE

Getting accused by your mother of selling drugs over the internet because you spend so much time on msn when really it’s because you live in the boonies and it’s the only thing you have to do in the world.

…oh wait, that was just me?

(Yes mom, I’m scanning the drugs and emailing them to people)

Hotel hacks with Kendra: heating up soup. No kettle or microwave in your room? No problem. Just put your soup in the shower, turn the water temperature up as high as it will go and let it sit for awhile. Sure it’s a waste of water but it’s a lot easier than pouring it into a wine glass and trying to heat it with the blow dryer as originally planned.

Adding ‘WTF’ at the end of any google image search leads to some quality results.

This game does not disappoint.

This is every dream, every nightmare and every future plan I’ve ever had rolled into one.

This is every dream, every nightmare and every future plan I’ve ever had rolled into one.

(Source: imposetonanonymat, via lenick)

'Man drinking paint thinner on the subway' is the newest addition to my already long list of questionable reasons why I'm late, right under 'forgot my shirt was a belly top' and 'put finger through microwave door'

Man finds moose calf, so he takes it to Tim Hortons

I mean where else would you go, really.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be singing, dancing and bawling my eyes out for the next four hours

Seriously the intro just started and I’m out of kleenex

If anyone needs me, I’ll be singing, dancing and bawling my eyes out for the next four hours

Seriously the intro just started and I’m out of kleenex