And on the third day she rose from the cave that was a graveyard of beer cans, resurrected the last of the Chinese food leftovers and thanked the heavens for how awesome it is to not wear pants for three days except for the three hours where she snuck out of said cave to eat a last supper worthy feast of tacos and margaritas.
- a succession of words I hope to never have to use ever again
-quotes from my brother
Work emails. Emails from people I work with. I work with this person. Work emails.
-quote of the day